I might feel a little lost if I lost my wallet but then again I might just feel right at home with myself considering I'm almost always forgetting something. I've learned to get by with what I do manage to remember though. At times I may not be able to get by on my own so myself and overpreparers pair up and do what we do best.
To be honest, my wallet doesn't do much for anyone so here goes trying to make something out of nothing I guess. To start off my wallet is some brown leather with folds. Hopefully you're still with me because this is going to get intense extremely quick. Next thing about my wallet that may surprise you if you've never worked a gadget as intricate as this is that the reason behind the folds is so that it may be unfolded to reveal held belongings. As you can see, folding and unfolding is a blissful invention. Hold onto your seats tight for this next one... Once said wallet is unfolded the maze inside is revealed. With small pockets on either side and the center designed especially for your holographic pokemon cards to be seen by all who open your wallet because of the see-through plastic it's a wonder. Let's get deep here and talk about the two long slots that run the length of the wallet. Sleek and slender as if to hold currency or your booster pack reciepts. At least that's what I do. I hope that psyched you out because I know my heart is racing.
I really want to get at what one might gather about my identity though. First things first, someone who has my wallet will exclaim "This person needs to catch em' all!" All the while I'll be worried about their health and safety. Who knows what may happen if the glint off that extremely rare holographic card catches them directly in the eye? That's why I always open my wallet in dim lighting. Duh. I may just make this brown leather gadget of more interest by adding a warning label to the outside, just to be respectful of course. Next, one might claim that I'm loving and caring by how many pokemon I've given a home to. This would be completely contradicting to how I truely am though. If they took more time to inspect they would find that I run a pack of strong, durable and witty fire/earth deck which promotes my style of battle. I like to pretend my holo's are pictures of my family though because they're so special, but I really doubt that could be accounted for. Enough about the main allocation of space taken within my wallet though. The only other things I carry are my driver's license (which would give you some information about myself other than appearance), my school I.D. which most people my age carry whether it be for EVCC or not, and a debit card. Who has room in their wallet for thousands of dollars that they spend everyday in order to live a simplistic and easy going life? If you're that intrigued by my wallet I really hope you got a rush at what I just told you.
Welllll that's pretty much all I have for everyone. What I told you about my wallet pretty much sums up my life so you wouldn't be missing much. You may not know I have a real family but you definitely made out with the rest of the goodies.
